How to be a
Perfect Christian by the Babylon Bee
Okay, let’s just say that this book is a little
sarcastic. It contains advice on how to
attain Christian perfection by attending the right church—the one that
recognizes you as the spiritual super star that you are. Also included are chapters on worshiping like
a pro and fighting on the front lines of the culture war. In short, there is everything that you, as an
up and coming perfect Christian, need to know.
And the book helps you gauge your growth via the included holiness progress tracker 5000 that
gauges your progress against Satan, Judas, Cain, David, the Apostle Paul, Job,
John the Baptist and Jesus! Oh, look,
you already passed up Judas because you are reading this review!
This book is not for the thin-skinned. It pokes fun at a lot of things Christians
hold dear. But as I read, I kept in mind
the source. And some of the points were
thought-provoking. Actually, the sarcasm
began to grow old after the first couple of chapters, but because I was so
motivated to attain perfection, I read on!
You, too, can attain this blissful state, especially if you read this
book. I will happily loan you my copy
(because I’m generous like that), which I received free from the publisher for
this my honest review. #PRHpartner